Ukhyliant

A free idle clicker about dodging the draft. Your wanted level climbs on its own, every second, whether you touch the screen or not. At 100% they come for you. A run takes a few minutes, and the only score is how long you lasted.

Clicking the character earns oinks. Nerves pay for mischief — stunts absurd enough to make the search stall. Call your mum to say everything is fine. Post that you are on Mars. Hire a bot to flood the chats. Buy train tickets you will never use. The wilder the stunt, the more of the manhunt it burns off, and the likelier an incident report lands on you at the worst possible moment.

Four things to watch

• Wanted level. Rises by itself. You cannot stop it rising, only push it back down.
• Nerves. The price of every stunt. At zero you sit and stare while the search closes in. Rest refills them. The search does not rest.
• Oinks. Five clicks in a row make a combo. Oinks buy deals and upgrades: an automatic click, wider nerves, access to worse ideas.
• Incident reports. Interrupt everything. Risky mischief invites them.

The point

There is no ending. There is your previous best time, and the strong suspicion that you could have done better.

Play

In the browser, on a phone or on a desktop. English, Українська, Русский, 中文. A Windows build is attached below.

Post your best time in the comments — I read all of them.

Satire. Any resemblance to a summons you have personally received is a coincidence.